{"id":248,"date":"2004-12-11T11:34:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-11T11:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/?p=248"},"modified":"2004-12-11T11:34:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-11T11:34:00","slug":"248","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2004\/12\/11\/248\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vi\u00f0 skelltum okkur \u00ed Hagkaup \u00ed g\u00e6r a\u00f0 kaupa \u00ed matinn. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa ekki fr\u00e1s\u00f6gu f\u00e6randi nema hva\u00f0, \u00fea\u00f0 var kona \u00e1 undan okkur \u00e1 kassa sem versla\u00f0i sitt l\u00edti\u00f0 af hverju og ger\u00f0i s\u00e9r l\u00edti\u00f0 fyrir og bara gleymdi \u00f6llu sem h\u00fan versla\u00f0i og labba\u00f0i \u00ed burtu! \u00c9g t\u00f3k mig til og skokka\u00f0i \u00e1 eftir henni og l\u00e9t hana vita af \u00feessu. \u00deetta fannst okkur Hei\u00f0u alveg hreint st\u00f3rkostlegt. \u00c9g meina, \u00fea\u00f0 er kannski \u00ed lagi a\u00f0 gleyma tannkreminu e\u00f0a hands\u00e1punni, en a\u00f0 gleyma bara \u00d6LLU sem \u00fe\u00fa keyptir, er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0eins of miki\u00f0 af hinu g\u00f3\u00f0a? Eins og a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 n\u00fa ekki n\u00f3g, \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e1 \u00e9g l\u00edtinn str\u00e1k \u00ed Hagkaup sem var a\u00f0 n\u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00ed snakk. Ekki er \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa heldur fr\u00e1s\u00f6gu f\u00e6randi, nema hva\u00f0 a\u00f0 snakkpokinn var jafnst\u00f3r og krakkinn og \u00fea\u00f0 er engin lygi. Magna\u00f0 alveg hreint!!<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vi\u00f0 skelltum okkur \u00ed Hagkaup \u00ed g\u00e6r a\u00f0 kaupa \u00ed matinn. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa ekki fr\u00e1s\u00f6gu f\u00e6randi nema hva\u00f0, \u00fea\u00f0 var kona \u00e1 undan okkur \u00e1 kassa sem versla\u00f0i sitt l\u00edti\u00f0 af hverju og ger\u00f0i s\u00e9r l\u00edti\u00f0 fyrir og bara gleymdi \u00f6llu sem h\u00fan versla\u00f0i og labba\u00f0i \u00ed burtu! \u00c9g t\u00f3k mig til og skokka\u00f0i &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2004\/12\/11\/248\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}