{"id":343,"date":"2005-04-22T11:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-22T11:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/?p=343"},"modified":"2005-04-22T11:25:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-22T11:25:00","slug":"343","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2005\/04\/22\/343\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/localhost\/kurbitur\/myndir\/hrisholt\/image_10.html\">Unnur<\/a> sendi m\u00e9r \u00feessa skemmtilegu s\u00f6gu, sem \u00e9g l\u00e6t bara flakka h\u00e9rna.. happ\u00ed r\u00edd\u00edng :o)<\/p>\n<p>Eftir 25 \u00e1ra starf \u00ed t\u00f6lvubransanum var Einar gj\u00f6rsamlega b\u00fainn a\u00f0 f\u00e1 n\u00f3g af \u00f6llu stressinu sem fylgdi \u00feessum bransa. Hann h\u00e6tti \u00ed vinnunni og keypti s\u00e9r 30 hektara lands langt uppi \u00ed sveit eins langt fr\u00e1 mannabygg\u00f0um og h\u00e6gt var. <br \/>Br\u00e9fberinn kom vi\u00f0 einu sinni \u00ed viku og kaupf\u00e9lagi\u00f0 sendi honum v\u00f6rur einu sinni \u00ed m\u00e1nu\u00f0i. <br \/>Annars var hann umlukinn kyrr\u00f0 og r\u00f3. <\/p>\n<p>Eitt kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0, eftir um \u00fea\u00f0 bil sex m\u00e1na\u00f0a einangrun, bankar einhver \u00e1 dyrnar. Einar fer til dyra og \u00fati stendur svakalegur durgur. <br \/>&#8220;Heiti Sigurmundur&#8230; N\u00e1granni \u00feinn hinumegin vi\u00f0 fjalli\u00f0&#8230; Part\u00fd hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00e1 laugardagskv\u00f6ldi\u00f0&#8230; h\u00e9lt \u00feig langa\u00f0i til a\u00f0 k\u00edkja.&#8221; <br \/>Fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt!&#8221;, sag\u00f0i Einar. Eftir sex m\u00e1na\u00f0a einangrun er \u00e9g tilb\u00fainn til a\u00f0 hitta sveitungana. \u00c9g \u00feigg bo\u00f0i\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f6kkum.&#8221; <br \/>Sigurmundur gerir sig l\u00edklegan til a\u00f0 fara en sn\u00fdr s\u00e9r a\u00f0 Einari og segir: &#8220;Best a\u00f0 vara vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur miki\u00f0 drukki\u00f0.&#8221; <br \/>&#8220;Ekkert m\u00e1l. Eftir 25 \u00e1r \u00ed t\u00f6lvubransanum \u00fe\u00e1 get \u00e9g drukki\u00f0 n\u00e1nast alla undir bor\u00f0i\u00f0.&#8221; <br \/>Aftur gerir Sigurmundur sig l\u00edklegan til a\u00f0 fara en sn\u00fdr s\u00e9r vi\u00f0 \u00ed dyrunum og segir: <br \/>&#8220;L\u00edklegast miki\u00f0 slegist.&#8221; <br \/>Hrikalegt, hugsar Einar me\u00f0 s\u00e9r&#8230;har\u00f0gert li\u00f0. &#8220;J\u00e6ja, m\u00e9r kemur <br \/>\u00e1g\u00e6tlega saman vi\u00f0 flesta. \u00c9g kem. Takk fyrir a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a m\u00e9r.&#8221; <br \/>Aftur gengur Sigurmundur \u00ed burtu en sn\u00fdr s\u00e9r vi\u00f0 \u00ed dyrunum og <br \/>segir: &#8220;\u00c9g hef l\u00edka s\u00e9\u00f0 frekar brj\u00e1la\u00f0 kynl\u00edf \u00ed \u00feessum part\u00fdum.&#8221; <br \/>&#8220;Heyr\u00f0u, \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki vandam\u00e1li\u00f0&#8221; segir Einar, &#8220;\u00fe\u00fa veist \u00fea\u00f0 kannski <br \/>ekki a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef veri\u00f0 algj\u00f6rlega einn \u00ed sex m\u00e1nu\u00f0i! \u00c9g kem sko alveg \u00f6rugglega&#8230; en seg\u00f0u m\u00e9r, \u00ed hverju \u00e6tti \u00e9g a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta? <br \/>jakkaf\u00f6tum e\u00f0a lopapeysu?&#8221; <br \/>Sigurmundur stoppar enn einu sinni \u00ed dyrag\u00e6ttinni og segir: &#8220;\u00ed hverju sem \u00fe\u00fa vilt, <\/p>\n<p>vi\u00f0 ver\u00f0um bara tveir!&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unnur sendi m\u00e9r \u00feessa skemmtilegu s\u00f6gu, sem \u00e9g l\u00e6t bara flakka h\u00e9rna.. happ\u00ed r\u00edd\u00edng :o) Eftir 25 \u00e1ra starf \u00ed t\u00f6lvubransanum var Einar gj\u00f6rsamlega b\u00fainn a\u00f0 f\u00e1 n\u00f3g af \u00f6llu stressinu sem fylgdi \u00feessum bransa. 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