{"id":38,"date":"2004-03-13T14:48:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-13T14:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/?p=38"},"modified":"2004-03-13T14:48:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-13T14:48:00","slug":"38","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2004\/03\/13\/38\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stu\u00f0 stu\u00f0 stu\u00f0&#8230;var a\u00f0 vinna \u00ed g\u00e6r \u00e1 barnum. \u00dea\u00f0 var n\u00fa gaman. Og \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni heim stoppa\u00f0i l\u00f6ggan mig. \u00c9g var varla lag\u00f0ur af sta\u00f0 \u00feegar h\u00fan blikka\u00f0i mig og \u00e9g stoppa\u00f0i. Svo r\u00f6lti l\u00f6ggan yfir til m\u00edn og ba\u00f0 mig um skilr\u00edki. M\u00e9r fannst \u00feessi gaur n\u00fa ekki l\u00f6greglulegur en \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00e9tta honum \u00f6kusk\u00edrteini\u00f0. Hann tekur \u00fea\u00f0 og spyr mig af hverju \u00e9g s\u00e9 me\u00f0 \u00feessa mynd?!?!?! Hafi\u00f0i heyrt anna\u00f0 eins? \u00deessi gaur var ekki einkenniskl\u00e6ddur og var bara d\u00f3nalegur og h\u00f6stugur. \u00c9g var n\u00fdb\u00fainn a\u00f0 f\u00e1 m\u00e9r svona myntu brj\u00f3stsykur og h\u00e9lt hann a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 fela einhverja lykt. \u00c9g kom \u00fat\u00far b\u00edlnum og s\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00f6ggub\u00edlinn betur. \u00deetta var \u00f3merkt Opel Astra me\u00f0 alveg f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegum blikklj\u00f3sum. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i n\u00fa vi\u00f0 gaurinn a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri ekkert l\u00f6ggub\u00edll og sag\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta \u00feessu rugli. \u00de\u00e1 t\u00f3k hann upp eitthva\u00f0 merki sem m\u00e9r fannst ansi \u00f3merkilegt og svo t\u00f3k hann upp talst\u00f6\u00f0 og ba\u00f0 um merktan b\u00edl til a\u00f0 sanna a\u00f0 \u00feeir v\u00e6ri l\u00f6ggumenn. Svo sag\u00f0i hann bara a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i ekki t\u00edma fyrir \u00feetta og sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 setjast aftur \u00ed opelinn. \u00c9g ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 og var l\u00e1tinn bl\u00e1sa og allt. \u00dea\u00f0 var annar l\u00f6gregluma\u00f0ur \u00fearna og hann var t\u00f6luvert sk\u00e1rri. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i n\u00fa bara hvernig var, a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 koma \u00far vinnunni og a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i n\u00fa bara aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 svona l\u00f6ggub\u00edl. \u00deeir s\u00f6g\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feeimm 5 \u00e1rum sem \u00feeir h\u00f6f\u00f0u veri\u00f0 \u00e1 svona b\u00edl, \u00fe\u00e1 hef\u00f0i enginn sagt a\u00f0 \u00feeir \u00feekktu ekki b\u00edlinn. En \u00feetta hlaut allt saman fars\u00e6lan endi sem betur fer. \u00c9g vil koma \u00feeim tilm\u00e6lum til l\u00f6ggunar a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 kostar ekkert a\u00f0 kynna sig og s\u00fdna \u00f6\u00f0rum almenna kurteisi og l\u00e1gmarksvir\u00f0ingu. Takk fyrir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stu\u00f0 stu\u00f0 stu\u00f0&#8230;var a\u00f0 vinna \u00ed g\u00e6r \u00e1 barnum. \u00dea\u00f0 var n\u00fa gaman. Og \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni heim stoppa\u00f0i l\u00f6ggan mig. \u00c9g var varla lag\u00f0ur af sta\u00f0 \u00feegar h\u00fan blikka\u00f0i mig og \u00e9g stoppa\u00f0i. Svo r\u00f6lti l\u00f6ggan yfir til m\u00edn og ba\u00f0 mig um skilr\u00edki. M\u00e9r fannst \u00feessi gaur n\u00fa ekki l\u00f6greglulegur en \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00e9tta &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2004\/03\/13\/38\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}