{"id":464,"date":"2005-09-16T15:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-16T15:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/?p=464"},"modified":"2005-09-16T15:56:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-16T15:56:00","slug":"ortrefjahanskinn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2005\/09\/16\/ortrefjahanskinn\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00d6rtrefjahanskinn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hlutverk.is\/files\/m8u7zsenlt_458060-\u00c3\u00b6rtrefjahanski.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hlutverk.is\/files\/m8u7zsenlt_458060-\u00c3\u00b6rtrefjahanski.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00ed B\u00f3nus \u00ed g\u00e6r a\u00f0 versla \u00ed kv\u00f6ldmatinn. \u00c9g var ekkert seint \u00e1 fer\u00f0inni, klukkan var ekki nema r\u00e9tt or\u00f0in fimm og \u00e9g bj\u00f3st n\u00fa ekki vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri brj\u00e1la\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera. \u00dea\u00f0 var rangur misskilningur. \u00c9g \u00feurfti a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0 til a\u00f0 komast \u00e1 kassa \u00ed n\u00e6rri 40 m\u00edn\u00fatur. Allir fyrir framan mig (svona 15 manns) voru me\u00f0 st\u00fatfullar risakerrur! \u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0ina til a\u00f0 kaupa kj\u00faklingabringur (sem voru ekki til, \u00feurfti a\u00f0kaupa h\u00e1lf\u00farbeinu\u00f0 l\u00e6ri \u00ed sta\u00f0inn) og eitt e\u00f0a tvennt \u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00f3t. R\u00f6\u00f0in m\u00edn hinsvegar var inn ganginn \u00fear sem hreinl\u00e6tisv\u00f6rurnar voru og m\u00e9r leiddist svo miki\u00f0 \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0inni a\u00f0 \u00e9g keypti helling af drasli sem \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i sko allsekkert a\u00f0 kaupa. Til d\u00e6mis \u00f6rtrefjahanska til a\u00f0 \u00feurrka af me\u00f0! Ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i ekki veri\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feessari r\u00f6\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 hef\u00f0i \u00e9g aldrei \u00ed l\u00edfinu keypt \u00f6rtrefjahanska! Hann kosta\u00f0i 600 kall. Annsi d\u00fdr tuska ver\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 segja.. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 \u00fathugsa\u00f0 hj\u00e1 J\u00f3hannesi. Hafa bara nokkra afgrei\u00f0slukassa opna svo ra\u00f0irnar ver\u00f0i hrikalega langar. \u00de\u00e1 hefur f\u00f3k ekkert anna\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera en a\u00f0 fylla k\u00f6rfurnar af drasli \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00fea\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0ur. \u00c9g hef sjaldan veri\u00f0 \u00ed eins vondu skapi eftir b\u00fa\u00f0arfer\u00f0 og \u00feegar \u00e9g kom heim eftir \u00feessa. N\u00fa er \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00edfa. Pr\u00f3fa \u00f6rtrefjahanskann. Eins gott a\u00f0 \u00e9g noti \u00feetta fyrst \u00e9g var a\u00f0 kaupa \u00feetta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00ed B\u00f3nus \u00ed g\u00e6r a\u00f0 versla \u00ed kv\u00f6ldmatinn. \u00c9g var ekkert seint \u00e1 fer\u00f0inni, klukkan var ekki nema r\u00e9tt or\u00f0in fimm og \u00e9g bj\u00f3st n\u00fa ekki vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri brj\u00e1la\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera. \u00dea\u00f0 var rangur misskilningur. \u00c9g \u00feurfti a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0 til a\u00f0 komast \u00e1 kassa \u00ed n\u00e6rri 40 m\u00edn\u00fatur. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2005\/09\/16\/ortrefjahanskinn\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00d6rtrefjahanskinn<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}