{"id":522,"date":"2005-12-14T12:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-14T12:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/?p=522"},"modified":"2005-12-14T12:34:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-14T12:34:00","slug":"jolaskap-og-kitl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2005\/12\/14\/jolaskap-og-kitl\/","title":{"rendered":"J\u00f3laskap og Kitl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 komast \u00ed j\u00f3laskap. Loksins. Yfirleitt er \u00e9g komin \u00ed miki\u00f0 j\u00f3laskap bara strax \u00ed byrjun desember en \u00feetta \u00e1ri\u00f0 hefur \u00fea\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 l\u00e1tti\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00e9r standa. J\u00f3laskapi\u00f0 kom \u00ed g\u00e6r \u00feegar \u00e9g keypti mikilv\u00e6gustu j\u00f3lagj\u00f6fina, handa P\u00e9tri. Vi\u00f0 erum annars b\u00fain a\u00f0 kaupa eitthva\u00f0 af gj\u00f6fum, b\u00fain a\u00f0 skrifa j\u00f3lakort, b\u00fain a\u00f0 hengja upp ser\u00edur, b\u00fain a\u00f0 b\u00faa til j\u00f3lakonfekt, b\u00fain a\u00f0 baka pipark\u00f6kur og alskonar anna\u00f0 j\u00f3la.. t\u00edu dagar til stefnu. \u00c9g hlakka miki\u00f0 til, s\u00e9rstaklega \u00feegar P\u00e9tur opnar pakkann sinn fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r. Hlakka l\u00edka til a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 kaupa j\u00f3latr\u00e9. Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum hinga\u00f0 til alltaf keypt \u00edslenskt rau\u00f0greni, svona sem missir allar n\u00e1larnar vel fyrir \u00e1ram\u00f3t. \u00cd fyrra keyptum vi\u00f0 frekar l\u00edti\u00f0 og v\u00e6skilslegt tr\u00e9, svol\u00edti\u00f0 vanskapa\u00f0 \u00ed laginu, algj\u00f6rt grey. Okkur fannst \u00fea\u00f0 langflottast!<\/p>\n<p> El\u00edas br\u00f3\u00f0ir kitla\u00f0i mig. H\u00e9r kemur \u00fea\u00f0:<\/p>\n<p>Fimm hlutir sem \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 gera \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g dey:<br \/>&#8211; Fara \u00ed heimsreisu<br \/>&#8211; Giftast P\u00e9sa<br \/>&#8211; Eignast  barnab\u00f6rn<br \/>&#8211; Spjalla vi\u00f0 Bono yfir g\u00f3\u00f0um kaffibolla<br \/>&#8211; Geta gert 50 armbeygjur (venjulegar)<\/p>\n<p>Fimm hlutir sem \u00e9g get:<br \/>&#8211; Gert 25 armbeygjur (\u00e1 hnj\u00e1num)<br \/>&#8211; Veri\u00f0 ein me\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 lei\u00f0ast<br \/>&#8211; Elda\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0an mat<br \/>&#8211; Hlusta\u00f0 endalaust \u00e1 t\u00f3nlist<br \/>&#8211; Bor\u00f0a\u00f0 s\u00fakkula\u00f0i<\/p>\n<p>Fimm hlutir sem \u00e9g get ekki:<br \/>&#8211; Nota\u00f0 tannst\u00f6ngla \u00far tr\u00e9<br \/>&#8211; Muna\u00f0 a\u00f0 loka \u00e1 eftir m\u00e9r<br \/>&#8211; Horft \u00e1 augl\u00fdsingar \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpi<br \/>&#8211; Sta\u00f0i\u00f0 kyrr<br \/>&#8211; Halla\u00f0 m\u00e9r yfir svalahandri\u00f0i\u00f0<\/p>\n<p>Fimm upp\u00e1halds fr\u00e6gar pers\u00f3nur sem heilla mig:<br \/>&#8211; Bono<br \/>&#8211; The Edge<br \/>&#8211; Larry Mullen jr.<br \/>&#8211; Adam Clayton<br \/>&#8211; Nick Cave<\/p>\n<p>Fimm or\u00f0\/setningar sem \u00e9g segi oft:<br \/>&#8211; Hva\u00f0 eigum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa \u00ed matinn?<br \/>&#8211; \u00e6h, skiluru hva\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1 vi\u00f0?<br \/>&#8211; Einmitt<br \/>&#8211; Sko<br \/>&#8211; \u00c9g elska \u00feig<\/p>\n<p>Fimm hlutir sem \u00e9g s\u00e9 n\u00fana:<br \/>&#8211; B\u00f3si Lj\u00f3s\u00e1r<br \/>&#8211; St\u00fadentsh\u00fafan m\u00edn<br \/>&#8211; Bl\u00f3mstrandi j\u00f3lakaktus sem Kolla gaf m\u00e9r \u00ed fyrra<br \/>&#8211; Gamalt str\u00e1<br \/>&#8211; Morgunver\u00f0ardisk og glas sem \u00e9g \u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 vaska upp<\/p>\n<p>\u00deannig var n\u00fa \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 kitla P\u00e9tur, Kollu, Bj\u00f6rninn, Helgu og Freyju.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 komast \u00ed j\u00f3laskap. Loksins. Yfirleitt er \u00e9g komin \u00ed miki\u00f0 j\u00f3laskap bara strax \u00ed byrjun desember en \u00feetta \u00e1ri\u00f0 hefur \u00fea\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 l\u00e1tti\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00e9r standa. J\u00f3laskapi\u00f0 kom \u00ed g\u00e6r \u00feegar \u00e9g keypti mikilv\u00e6gustu j\u00f3lagj\u00f6fina, handa P\u00e9tri. Vi\u00f0 erum annars b\u00fain a\u00f0 kaupa eitthva\u00f0 af gj\u00f6fum, b\u00fain a\u00f0 skrifa &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2005\/12\/14\/jolaskap-og-kitl\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">J\u00f3laskap og Kitl<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}