{"id":538,"date":"2006-01-15T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-15T15:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/?p=538"},"modified":"2006-01-15T15:19:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-15T15:19:00","slug":"ruv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2006\/01\/15\/ruv\/","title":{"rendered":"RUV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Miki\u00f0 svakalega er Boatmans call me\u00f0 Nick cave and the bad seeds g\u00f3\u00f0 plata. Hreint \u00f3tr\u00falega g\u00f3\u00f0. H\u00fan er b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera \u00ed ipoddinum m\u00ednum \u00ed 2 vikur. F\u00e6 ekki n\u00f3g. \u00deetta er svona. Er a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 gr\u00ed\u00f0arlega spennandi \u00fe\u00e1tt um einhverja sam\u00far\u00e6ja og geishur. \u00dea\u00f0 framdi einhver seppuku. Og \u00fea\u00f0 var bara ekkert \u00fatsk\u00fdrt frekar. Hva\u00f0 er seppuku? Er \u00fea\u00f0 kaka? kannski svalandi drykkur? Hver veit. \u00d6murlegur \u00fe\u00e1ttur. Alveg l\u00e1gmark a\u00f0 leggjast \u00ed sm\u00e1 ranns\u00f3knarvinnu \u00e1\u00f0ur en ma\u00f0ur er me\u00f0 einhverjar fullyr\u00f0ingar um seppuku. Alveg er \u00e9g viss um \u00fea\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 eitthvert \u00fe\u00fdskt fyrirt\u00e6ki sem rannsaka\u00f0i fyrir \u00feennan \u00fe\u00e1tt. En \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00f6nnur saga (helv&#8230;stj\u00f6rnulj\u00f3s) Og n\u00fa er a\u00f0 hefjast \u00fe\u00e1ttur um Cary Grant. R\u00edkissj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0 alveg a\u00f0 missa sig \u00ed fr\u00e6\u00f0slunni. F\u00ednt a\u00f0 nota sunnudagana \u00ed \u00feetta kannski. Fr\u00e6\u00f0ast um sam\u00far\u00e6ja og Cary Grant. Kannski var Cary Grant sam\u00far\u00e6ji. E\u00f0a ekki&#8230;e\u00f0a hva\u00f0??? Hver veit. Ekki \u00e9g. Kannski veit dagskr\u00e1rstj\u00f3ri R\u00daV \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed R\u00e1s 1. \u00deeir vita svona hluti. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 eitthvert s\u00f3fasetti\u00f0 \u00fear og sj\u00e1 hvort \u00fea\u00f0 viti eitthva\u00f0. Held samt a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i f\u00e1tt um sv\u00f6r. Hver hefur reynt a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 s\u00f3fasett? Ekki \u00e9g. En \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur breyting \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. Kannski svarar enginn \u00feegar \u00e9g hringi \u00ed R\u00e1s 1. Kannski kemur bara skiptibor\u00f0i\u00f0. Hvernig \u00e6tli \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 a\u00f0 vinna \u00e1 skiptibor\u00f0inu \u00e1 R\u00e1s 1? Bara gamalt f\u00f3lk sem hringir \u00feanga\u00f0 og \u00ed 90% tilfella er \u00fea\u00f0 skakkt n\u00famer. \u00c9g er viss um a\u00f0 manneskan sem vinnur \u00e1 skiptibor\u00f0inu er b\u00fain a\u00f0 prj\u00f3na peysur \u00e1 alla \u00cdslendinga. 2 umganga. F\u00ednt a\u00f0 vinna \u00e1 R\u00e1s 1. Hef samt aldrei unni\u00f0 \u00fear. En hver veit? Kannski ver\u00f0 \u00e9g me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1tt um stj\u00f6rnulj\u00f3saframlei\u00f0slu og hvernig \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0verjum t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 kl\u00fa\u00f0ra \u00fev\u00ed algj\u00f6rlega. Hver mundi vilja hlusta \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0? Ekki \u00e9g. Hvernig hlj\u00f3mar \u00fe\u00e1ttur um tilur\u00f0 og tilvistarkreppu stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lamanna og a\u00f0sto\u00f0armanna \u00feeirra? Ekkert s\u00e9rstaklega vel. \u00c9g fer kannski frekar \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0. Ver\u00f0 me\u00f0 einhvern lei\u00f0indaspjall\u00fe\u00e1tt. Nei \u00e9g veit. \u00c9g fer um landi\u00f0 og b\u00fd\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r \u00ed kaffi \u00e1 \u00f3tr\u00falegustu st\u00f6\u00f0um. Sit \u00fear og kjafta vi\u00f0 \u00e1b\u00faendur og f\u00f6runeyti. J\u00e1&#8230;..held \u00fea\u00f0 bara&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Miki\u00f0 svakalega er Boatmans call me\u00f0 Nick cave and the bad seeds g\u00f3\u00f0 plata. Hreint \u00f3tr\u00falega g\u00f3\u00f0. H\u00fan er b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera \u00ed ipoddinum m\u00ednum \u00ed 2 vikur. F\u00e6 ekki n\u00f3g. \u00deetta er svona. Er a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 gr\u00ed\u00f0arlega spennandi \u00fe\u00e1tt um einhverja sam\u00far\u00e6ja og geishur. \u00dea\u00f0 framdi einhver seppuku. Og \u00fea\u00f0 var bara ekkert &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2006\/01\/15\/ruv\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">RUV<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}