{"id":546,"date":"2006-01-28T12:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-28T12:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/?p=546"},"modified":"2006-01-28T12:11:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-28T12:11:00","slug":"new-yorknew-york","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2006\/01\/28\/new-yorknew-york\/","title":{"rendered":"New York&#8230;.New York"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">Crazy<\/span>: So I had to get fillings in all of my teeth.<br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Passenger<\/span>: Uh huh.<br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">Crazy<\/span>: But I figured, why let them do that to me after they drilled holes in my brain, ya know?<br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 255, 51);\">Passenger<\/span>: Sure.<br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">Crazy<\/span>: But I figured, might as well! Although if they were going to fill my teeth, I&#8217;d want them to use jelly.<br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Passenger<\/span>: Yep.<br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">Crazy<\/span>: But the guy at the counter said they were out of jelly. So I got a blueberry muffin.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.overheardinnewyork.com\">overheard in new york<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crazy: So I had to get fillings in all of my teeth.Passenger: Uh huh.Crazy: But I figured, why let them do that to me after they drilled holes in my brain, ya know?Passenger: Sure.Crazy: But I figured, might as well! Although if they were going to fill my teeth, I&#8217;d want them to use jelly.Passenger: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2006\/01\/28\/new-yorknew-york\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">New York&#8230;.New York<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}