{"id":551,"date":"2006-02-03T08:10:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-03T08:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/?p=551"},"modified":"2006-02-03T08:10:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-03T08:10:00","slug":"fjor-fjor-fjor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2006\/02\/03\/fjor-fjor-fjor\/","title":{"rendered":"fj\u00f6r fj\u00f6r fj\u00f6r"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\"><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Meira fj\u00f6r af <a href=\"http:\/\/www.overheardinnewyork.com\/\">overheard in New york<\/a>.. til a\u00f0 koma okkur \u00ed f\u00f6studagsg\u00edrinn:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Grandma:<\/span> Baby for sale! Baby for sale!<br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 153, 0);\">Dad:<\/span> Ma, don&#8217;t do that!<br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">Grandma:<\/span> What? They know it&#8217;s a joke!<br \/>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);\">Man:<\/span> Yeah, he broke his leg.<br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\"> Woman:<\/span> Oh, really? That&#8217;s too bad.<br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 255);\"> Man:<\/span> Oh, it&#8217;s okay though, he broke both of them<br \/>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">Girl #1:<\/span> So he told me that no matter what happens on June 31st, he will come to my house and we&#8217;ll discuss our wedding.<br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 153, 0);\"> Girl #2:<\/span> I wish my boyfriend would be there for me.<br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\"> Girl #1:<\/span> It sounds nice, doesn&#8217;t it? Except there is no 31st of June.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meira fj\u00f6r af overheard in New york.. til a\u00f0 koma okkur \u00ed f\u00f6studagsg\u00edrinn: Grandma: Baby for sale! Baby for sale!Dad: Ma, don&#8217;t do that!Grandma: What? They know it&#8217;s a joke!&#8230; Man: Yeah, he broke his leg. Woman: Oh, really? That&#8217;s too bad. Man: Oh, it&#8217;s okay though, he broke both of them&#8230; Girl #1: So &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2006\/02\/03\/fjor-fjor-fjor\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">fj\u00f6r fj\u00f6r fj\u00f6r<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}