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\u00dea\u00f0 er rigning \u00fati. a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed tilefni \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 breg\u00f0a \u00feessum st\u00f3rskemmtilega brandara h\u00e9r upp..<\/strong>
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J\u00f3i var\u00f0 fyrir \u00fev\u00ed l\u00e1ni a\u00f0 fr\u00e6ndi hans \u00ed \u00c1stral\u00edu sendi honum gl\u00e6silegt fallegt rei\u00f0hj\u00f3l. J\u00f3i var a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u afar \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 n\u00fdja hj\u00f3li\u00f0 sitt og \u00e1leit a\u00f0 sl\u00edkur kostagripur v\u00e6ri vandfundinn. Einn h\u00e6ngur var \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e1. Me\u00f0 hj\u00f3linu fylgdi vasel\u00edn dolla og mi\u00f0i sem \u00e1 st\u00f3\u00f0 a\u00f0 ef \u00fea\u00f0 skildi fara a\u00f0 rigna \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feyrfti J\u00f3i a\u00f0 bera vasel\u00edn \u00e1 hnakkinn, en hann var \u00far keng\u00far\u00faskinni og myndi skemmast ef \u00feetta v\u00e6ri ekki gert. J\u00f3a fannst \u00feetta n\u00fa bara l\u00edti\u00f0 m\u00e1l, settist \u00e1 hj\u00f3li\u00f0 sitt og hj\u00f3la\u00f0i af sta\u00f0.
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\u00dear sem hj\u00f3li\u00f0 var svo fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt \u00fe\u00e1 gleymdi hann s\u00e9r alveg, var kominn langt \u00fat \u00ed sveit og \u00fea\u00f0 var a\u00f0 koma myrkur. Hann stoppa\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 n\u00e6sta b\u00f3ndab\u00e6 og banka\u00f0i \u00e1 hur\u00f0ina. B\u00f3ndinn kom til dyra og sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 honum v\u00e6ri velkomi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera \u00ed kv\u00f6ldmat og gista en \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00fe\u00f3 ein regla \u00ed \u00feessu h\u00fasi. \u00dea\u00f0 er STRANGLEGA banna\u00f0 a\u00f0 tala \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e1 kv\u00f6ldver\u00f0inum st\u00e6\u00f0i. S\u00e1 sem talar \u00fearf a\u00f0 vaska upp. J\u00f3i leit inn \u00ed eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 og s\u00e1 \u00feriggja m\u00e1na\u00f0a uppvask, gr\u00e6nt og \u00f3ge\u00f0slegt. \u00c1kva\u00f0 hann \u00e1 \u00feeirri stundu a\u00f0 halda kjafti \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e1 matarhaldinu st\u00e6\u00f0i.
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Kv\u00f6ldmaturinn h\u00f3fst og var\u00f0 J\u00f3i var vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 heimas\u00e6tan var n\u00fa ansi f\u00f6gur og byrja\u00f0i h\u00fan um lei\u00f0 a\u00f0 reyna vi\u00f0 hann. Hann st\u00f3\u00f0st ekki m\u00e1ti\u00f0 og \u00e1tti vi\u00f0 hana m\u00f6k undir matarbor\u00f0inu. B\u00f3ndinn var a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u rei\u00f0ur en sag\u00f0i \u00fe\u00f3 ekki neitt. Maturinn h\u00e9lt \u00e1fram og t\u00f3k J\u00f3i eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 yngri d\u00f3ttir b\u00f3ndans var n\u00fa ekki \u00f3fr\u00ed\u00f0 heldur og \u00e1hugi hennar \u00e1 honum var ansi mikill. Hann \u00e1tti vi\u00f0 hana kynm\u00f6k \u00ed horni eldh\u00fassins. B\u00f3ndinn var or\u00f0inn sj\u00f3\u00f0andi vondur en sag\u00f0i \u00fe\u00f3 ekki neitt, enda miki\u00f0 uppvask \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu.
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Maturinn h\u00e9lt \u00e1fram og J\u00f3i t\u00f3k eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kona b\u00f3ndans var n\u00fa ekki sl\u00e6m. H\u00fan vildi helst ekki vera \u00fatundan svo J\u00f3i skellti henni upp \u00e1 bor\u00f0 og t\u00f3k hana fyrir framan b\u00f3ndann. B\u00f3ndinn var or\u00f0inn sj\u00f3\u00f0andi vondur, hissa og h\u00e1lf grenjandi yfir dirfsku J\u00f3a. Maturinn h\u00e9lt \u00e1fram og enginn sag\u00f0i neitt. \u00cd \u00fev\u00ed leit J\u00f3i \u00fat um gluggann og s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var a\u00f0 byrja a\u00f0 rigna, hann reif upp vasel\u00edn dolluna. \u00de\u00e1 st\u00f3\u00f0 b\u00f3ndinn upp og \u00f6skra\u00f0i: “J\u00c1 NEI NEI \u00c9G SKAL BARA VASKA UPP”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00dea\u00f0 er rigning \u00fati. a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed tilefni \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 breg\u00f0a \u00feessum st\u00f3rskemmtilega brandara h\u00e9r upp.. J\u00f3i var\u00f0 fyrir \u00fev\u00ed l\u00e1ni a\u00f0 fr\u00e6ndi hans \u00ed \u00c1stral\u00edu sendi honum gl\u00e6silegt fallegt rei\u00f0hj\u00f3l. J\u00f3i var a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u afar \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 n\u00fdja hj\u00f3li\u00f0 sitt og \u00e1leit a\u00f0 sl\u00edkur kostagripur v\u00e6ri vandfundinn. Einn h\u00e6ngur var \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e1. Me\u00f0 hj\u00f3linu … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}