{"id":97,"date":"2004-05-01T22:10:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-01T22:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/?p=97"},"modified":"2004-05-01T22:10:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-01T22:10:00","slug":"97","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2004\/05\/01\/97\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sit h\u00e9r og hef ekkert a\u00f0 gera. Laugardagskv\u00f6ld og \u00e9g er eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 gaufast bara. Hriiiiiiiiikalegt stu\u00f0! Hvet alla til a\u00f0 t\u00e9kka \u00e1 ruglinu \u00ed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heimskulegt.blogspot.com\/\">Gunnari<\/a> \u00dea\u00f0 er alveg \u00f3tr\u00faleg steypa sem myndast \u00fear stundum. \u00c6tli \u00e9g kalli mig ekki h\u00e1lfdr\u00e6tting \u00e1 vi\u00f0 Gunnar. En n\u00f3g um \u00fea\u00f0. Hver s\u00e1 Sp\u00e1genst\u00faben \u00e1\u00f0an? \u00deeir voru n\u00fa ansi hreint fr\u00e1b\u00e6rir a\u00f0 vanda. \u00deetta er eiginlega algj\u00f6rt skyldu\u00e1horf. Kannski \u00feess vegna sem \u00feeir m\u00e6last me\u00f0 svona miki\u00f0 \u00e1horf. Hva\u00f0 veit ma\u00f0ur? Ja&#8230;.\u00e9g veit n\u00fa \u00fdmislegt. Til d\u00e6mis:<\/p>\n<p>1. Ef allur \u00edb\u00faafj\u00f6ldi K\u00edna myndi labba framhj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r \u00ed einfaldri r\u00f6\u00f0, myndi \u00fea\u00f0 aldrei taka enda vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00feeir fj\u00f6lga s\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 hratt.<\/p>\n<p>2. &#8220;Hang on sloopy&#8221; er opinbert rokklag Ohio.<\/p>\n<p>3. T\u00e6rnar \u00e1 m\u00fam\u00edum eru vaf\u00f0ar hver fyrir sig.<\/p>\n<p>4. \u00de\u00fa blikkar augunum 25000 sinnum \u00e1 dag.<\/p>\n<p>5. Megni\u00f0 af rykinu heima hj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r eru dau\u00f0ar h\u00fa\u00f0frumur.<\/p>\n<p>6. Hershey\u00b4s Kisses heita \u00feetta vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 v\u00e9lin sem b\u00fdr \u00fe\u00e1 til l\u00edtur \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 kyssa f\u00e6rbandi\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>7. \u00dea\u00f0 eru ekki neinar klukkur og engir gluggar \u00ed spilav\u00edtum.<\/p>\n<p>8. Allar klukkur \u00ed Pulp Fiction eru stopp \u00e1 4:20.<\/p>\n<p>9. \u00de\u00fa gleymir 80% af \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00fe\u00fa l\u00e6rir \u00e1 dag.<\/p>\n<p>10. Sumir \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0flokkar kyssast me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 b\u00edta augnlokin af hvort \u00f6\u00f0ru.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sit h\u00e9r og hef ekkert a\u00f0 gera. Laugardagskv\u00f6ld og \u00e9g er eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 gaufast bara. Hriiiiiiiiikalegt stu\u00f0! Hvet alla til a\u00f0 t\u00e9kka \u00e1 ruglinu \u00ed Gunnari \u00dea\u00f0 er alveg \u00f3tr\u00faleg steypa sem myndast \u00fear stundum. \u00c6tli \u00e9g kalli mig ekki h\u00e1lfdr\u00e6tting \u00e1 vi\u00f0 Gunnar. En n\u00f3g um \u00fea\u00f0. Hver s\u00e1 Sp\u00e1genst\u00faben \u00e1\u00f0an? \u00deeir voru n\u00fa &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/2004\/05\/01\/97\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurbitur.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}